Car Showroom

D@rk Hunt3r · 15-10-2009, 03:18 PM

Customer: Hi I bought this car, there are some things wrong with it
CM: Hmmmmmm hum di hmmmmm hummmm
Customer: hello are you listening?
CM: Hmmmmmm hum di hmmmmm hummmm
Customer: Listen the engine is faulty, it keeps grinding, the lights don’t come on and to make it worse it has no steering wheel
CM Hmmmmmm hum di hmmmmm hummmm
Customer: Excuse me, are you listening to me? I want to make a complaint and I want this car fixed
CM Hmmmmmm hum di hmmmmm hummmm
Customer: Are you deaf or just stupid, look this car isn’t fit for purpose, it does not do what it is supposed to or that you advertised it would
CM Hmmmmmm hum di hmmmmm hummmm
Customer: I don’t think you get it this is a serious problem, my friends also bought a car from you, and theirs are broken without steering wheels too, how are we supposed to visit each other?
CM Hmmmmmm hum di hmmmmm hummmm
Customer: FOR GOD’s SAkE HELP ME
Passing friendly troll: They never said it would have a steering wheel (Smug grin)
Customer: They implied it was a fully function car, therefore it should have a steering wheel
Passing friendly troll: They never said it would have a steering wheel (Smug grin) you should have taken it for a test drive then (fondly looking at CM genitals)
Customer: I wasn’t allowed a test drive
CM Hmmmmmm hum di hmmmmm hummmm
Passing friendly troll: ROFLMFAO PWAND, you noob arsed dimwit, shut complaining at least you can look at your car, be grateful for it you retard
Customer: I want a working car arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
CM Hmmmmmm hum di hmmmmm hummmm Damn this Champaign tastes good
Passing friendly troll: Don’t worry there will be DLC
Customer: What did you speak? Champaign? & WTF is DLC?
Passing friendly troll: DLC noob arse, its where you pay for the things you should have had in the first place you moron
CM Hmmmmmm hum di hmmmmm hummmm yes but no steering wheel
Customer: But I WANT a working car now
CM Hmmmmmm hum di hmmmmm hummmm
CM Hmmmmmm hum di hmmmmm hummmm
CM Hmmmmmm hum di hmmmmm hummmm
CM we will be bringing you more ****e, I means cars in the near future, in the meantime we have your money so please just **** off and let us drink our Champaign in peace
Passing friendly troll: Yeah STFU, moron, noob, gimp go away and leave me alone to suck CM’s I mean to talk to my lovely CM

swannyUK · 15-10-2009, 03:23 PM

SPOT ON

Makes things a bit clearer for people that don't get why we are not happy

BVE85 · 15-10-2009, 03:29 PM

wow, u sure have some free time to come up with something like this..

But ur right though!

cm. · 15-10-2009, 03:30 PM

I see this thread going well...

Jaffaman · 15-10-2009, 03:34 PM

lmao n1 but its going to get locked and moved i think

D@rk Hunt3r · 15-10-2009, 03:51 PM

Yeah probably, but it was more a dig at the situation and more specifically the idiotic TROLLS on here, and if it lightens the mood and makes someone smile then it is worth the effort

15-10-2009, 03:18 PM	#1 (permalink)
D@rk Hunt3r Banned Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 209	Car Showroom Customer: Hi I bought this car, there are some things wrong with it CM: Hmmmmmm hum di hmmmmm hummmm Customer: hello are you listening? CM: Hmmmmmm hum di hmmmmm hummmm Customer: Listen the engine is faulty, it keeps grinding, the lights don’t come on and to make it worse it has no steering wheel CM Hmmmmmm hum di hmmmmm hummmm Customer: Excuse me, are you listening to me? I want to make a complaint and I want this car fixed CM Hmmmmmm hum di hmmmmm hummmm Customer: Are you deaf or just stupid, look this car isn’t fit for purpose, it does not do what it is supposed to or that you advertised it would CM Hmmmmmm hum di hmmmmm hummmm Customer: I don’t think you get it this is a serious problem, my friends also bought a car from you, and theirs are broken without steering wheels too, how are we supposed to visit each other? CM Hmmmmmm hum di hmmmmm hummmm Customer: FOR GOD’s SAkE HELP ME Passing friendly troll: They never said it would have a steering wheel (Smug grin) Customer: They implied it was a fully function car, therefore it should have a steering wheel Passing friendly troll: They never said it would have a steering wheel (Smug grin) you should have taken it for a test drive then (fondly looking at CM genitals) Customer: I wasn’t allowed a test drive CM Hmmmmmm hum di hmmmmm hummmm Passing friendly troll: ROFLMFAO PWAND, you noob arsed dimwit, shut complaining at least you can look at your car, be grateful for it you retard Customer: I want a working car arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh CM Hmmmmmm hum di hmmmmm hummmm Damn this Champaign tastes good Passing friendly troll: Don’t worry there will be DLC Customer: What did you speak? Champaign? & WTF is DLC? Passing friendly troll: DLC noob arse, its where you pay for the things you should have had in the first place you moron CM Hmmmmmm hum di hmmmmm hummmm yes but no steering wheel Customer: But I WANT a working car now CM Hmmmmmm hum di hmmmmm hummmm CM Hmmmmmm hum di hmmmmm hummmm CM Hmmmmmm hum di hmmmmm hummmm CM we will be bringing you more **e, I means cars in the near future, in the meantime we have your money so please just ** off and let us drink our Champaign in peace Passing friendly troll: Yeah STFU, moron, noob, gimp go away and leave me alone to suck CM’s I mean to talk to my lovely CM Last edited by D@rk Hunt3r; 15-10-2009 at 03:21 PM.

15-10-2009, 03:23 PM	#2 (permalink)
swannyUK Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 37	SPOT ON Makes things a bit clearer for people that don't get why we are not happy Last edited by swannyUK; 15-10-2009 at 03:26 PM.

15-10-2009, 03:29 PM	#3 (permalink)
BVE85 Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Holland Posts: 132	wow, u sure have some free time to come up with something like this.. But ur right though! __________________ Dutch Army: Luchtmobiele Brigade, 43 Brigade Verkennings Eskadron

15-10-2009, 03:34 PM	#5 (permalink)
Jaffaman Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 76	lmao n1 but its going to get locked and moved i think __________________ Covert Strike Alliance PC gaming squad. www.csa-squad.co.uk

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15-10-2009, 03:30 PM	#4 (permalink)
cm. Banned Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 393	I see this thread going well...

15-10-2009, 03:51 PM	#6 (permalink)
D@rk Hunt3r Banned Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 209	Yeah probably, but it was more a dig at the situation and more specifically the idiotic TROLLS on here, and if it lightens the mood and makes someone smile then it is worth the effort