When Will You Die?

12-02-2004, 09:14 PM

Ever wonded how long you will live and what you will most likely die from? then go and take the test here Death Test

Mine Is:

"I'm afraid we have some bad news. Please, you might want to stay seated."

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

January 1, 2054
at the age of 65 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (33%)
Cancer (16%)
Electrolysis (15%)
Suicide (10%)

Interesting stats from the DeathTest:

15897189 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 325355 people claim to have leprosy.

mid-life crisis here I come.

Pearty · 12-02-2004, 10:05 PM

i've already taken this, i'm gonna die aged 43 of alcoholism

13-02-2004, 07:57 AM

Well i got as far as the front page only to be greeted with the flash sighn september 12th flashing back at me,thats my birth date..........i aint goin no further

Koppite King · 13-02-2004, 09:14 AM

July 27, 2063
at the age of 86 years old.

I must be a health freak!!

Markus · 13-02-2004, 09:43 AM

i might die of suicide

"I'm afraid we have some bad news. Please, you might want to stay seated."

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

August 11, 2070
at the age of 78 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (24%)
Cancer (20%)
Drowning (12%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Suicide (6%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Loneliness (5%)

Seeph · 13-02-2004, 10:40 AM

I've got until I'm 62, not a bad innings.

Markus · 13-02-2004, 10:48 AM

i did a thing on a final destination dvd and it said i will die on my b-day next year

Psycho's Reds · 13-02-2004, 11:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Seeph
I've got until I'm 62, not a bad innings.

I got 64, we might as well knock the pension schemes on the head!

stibbsy · 13-02-2004, 11:12 AM

Age 83 of cancer... boring really, might lead a less healthy life from now on to bring it down a bit!

13% chance of alien abduction though!

Broomfield AFC · 13-02-2004, 12:14 PM

Thats so freaky, it says I will die on 18th January 2050, at which time I will be 77. My most likely thing to die of is cancer or heart attack, cancer is in my mums side of the familly and my Gran on my dads side died of a heart attack. Also my birthday is 2 days before my date that I should die.

12-02-2004, 09:14 PM	#1 (permalink)
Zero Override Guest Posts: n/a	When Will You Die? Ever wonded how long you will live and what you will most likely die from? then go and take the test here Death Test Mine Is: "I'm afraid we have some bad news. Please, you might want to stay seated." Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on: January 1, 2054 at the age of 65 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Heart Attack (33%) Cancer (16%) Electrolysis (15%) Suicide (10%) Interesting stats from the DeathTest: 15897189 people have taken the DeathTest. Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male. The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years. 10% of test takers have hairy nipples. 4% have had team sex. 8% work in the porn business. And 325355 people claim to have leprosy. mid-life crisis here I come.

12-02-2004, 10:05 PM	#2 (permalink)
Pearty Official LMA Forum Navy Boy Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Winlaton, Newcastle, or HMS Gloucester Posts: 9,525	i've already taken this, i'm gonna die aged 43 of alcoholism __________________ Kevin Keegans Black & White Army! The Geordie Boyz Are Back! Currently Playing: LMA 2007 (PC) CoD4 (PS3) Final Fantasy 1 & 2 (PSP) 7 & 8 (PS1) Command & Conquer: All Versions (PC) FM08 (PC) The Forums Official Navy Boy!! LMA Forums Manager Of The Year 2003! LMA Forums Most Outspoken Member 2003! (long time ago but still, its an achievement)

13-02-2004, 09:43 AM	#5 (permalink)
Markus Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Cork, Rep. Of Ireland Posts: 2,261	i might die of suicide "I'm afraid we have some bad news. Please, you might want to stay seated." Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on: August 11, 2070 at the age of 78 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Heart Attack (24%) Cancer (20%) Drowning (12%) Alien Abduction (7%) Suicide (6%) Horrible Accident (6%) Contagious Disease (5%) Loneliness (5%) __________________

13-02-2004, 10:40 AM	#6 (permalink)
Seeph Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Manchester Posts: 6,500	I've got until I'm 62, not a bad innings. __________________ Come on you Spurs...

13-02-2004, 10:48 AM	#7 (permalink)
Markus Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Cork, Rep. Of Ireland Posts: 2,261	i did a thing on a final destination dvd and it said i will die on my b-day next year __________________

13-02-2004, 07:57 AM	#3 (permalink)
Guest Posts: n/a	Well i got as far as the front page only to be greeted with the flash sighn september 12th flashing back at me,thats my birth date..........i aint goin no further

13-02-2004, 09:14 AM	#4 (permalink)
Koppite King Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 482	July 27, 2063 at the age of 86 years old. I must be a health freak!!

13-02-2004, 11:12 AM	#9 (permalink)
stibbsy Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 339	Age 83 of cancer... boring really, might lead a less healthy life from now on to bring it down a bit! 13% chance of alien abduction though! __________________ Forza Inter!

13-02-2004, 12:14 PM	#10 (permalink)
Broomfield AFC Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Scotland Posts: 1,857	Thats so freaky, it says I will die on 18th January 2050, at which time I will be 77. My most likely thing to die of is cancer or heart attack, cancer is in my mums side of the familly and my Gran on my dads side died of a heart attack. Also my birthday is 2 days before my date that I should die.

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