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15-08-2007, 12:49 PM
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Football Chants and Songs
I was reading my FourFourTwo mag and i came across this selection of football chants and songs.
''In the town, called Sunderland, There lived a man with a monkey's heid, And they called him Peter Reid, He peels bananas with his feet, Peter Reid peels bananas with his feet, Bananas with his feet, Bananas with his feet...'' Newcastle fans to then Sunderland boss Peter Reid, to the tune of The Beatles ''Yellow Submarine'' ''Don't blame it on the Biscan, Don't blame it on the Hamann, Don't blame it on the Finnan, Blame it on Traore, He just can't, He just can't, He just can't control his feet'' Liverpool fans to their hapless former defender Djimi Traore - after he scored a calamitously spectacular own goal against Burnley in teh FA Cup - to the tune of Jackson Five's '' Blame it on teh Boogie '' '' When the ball hits the goal its not Shearer or Cole Its Zamora When teh ball hits the net and the women get wet Its not Shearer or Cole Its Zamora '' Brighton fans to their then prolific striker Bobby Zamora to the tune of Dean Martin's Thats Amore. ''Sven should pick Da-Ri-Us Sven should pick Da-Ri-Us'' Man City fans to the tune of KAiser Cheifs, I Predict A Riot during one of the striker Darius Vassells irreguler threee-game purple patches. ''Two Andy Gorams, Theres only two Andy Gorams, Two Andy Gorams'' Rangers fans to their keeper Andy Goram after he was diagnosed with schizophrenic - to the tune to Guantanamara, Cuba's most noted patriotic song by Jose Fernandez Diaz. '' Neville Neville, you play in defense Neville Neville, your play is immense Neville Neville, like Jacko you're bad Neville Neville is the name of your dad.'' Man United fans to the Neville brothers (before Phil left) to teh tune to David Bowie's glam rock classic Rebel Rebel. Well we are done here to get posting with some more chants and songs.
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15-08-2007, 12:57 PM
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 Us Jambos adopted this song when Tony Mowbray took over as Hibs boss. 'Tony Mowbrays got a fooking monkeys heed! A fooking monkeys heed!' and... 'Some poor monkeys got a Tony Mowbray heed! A Tony Mowbray heed!'
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O Flower of Scotland When will we see, Your like again That fought and died for, Your wee bit Hill and Glen And stood against him [Against Who?] Proud Edward's Army [W*nkers!] And sent him homeward..Tae think again. FREEDOM! Scotland Till I Die! |
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15-08-2007, 01:06 PM
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Your sister is your mother,
Your dad is your brother, You sh*g one another, The Forest family Duhlud duhlud *clap clap* Duhlud duhlud *clap clap* The tune of Adams family David Nugents a w*nker, He wears a w*nkers hat, He plays for f'king Pompey, And he is a f'king tw*t, He runs down the left wing, He runs down the right wing, He'll never play for England, Cos he is f'king sh*te Match of the Day We're on Match of the Day Match of the Day We're on Match of the Day La la la
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15-08-2007, 01:13 PM
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Du Du Du Du! LARRY KINGSTON!
 Du Du Du! and so on 
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O Flower of Scotland When will we see, Your like again That fought and died for, Your wee bit Hill and Glen And stood against him [Against Who?] Proud Edward's Army [W*nkers!] And sent him homeward..Tae think again. FREEDOM! Scotland Till I Die! |
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I've said it many a time, my fav is at Chelsea vs Norwich a couple of games after Delia Smiths infamous speech.
Chelsea fans to Norwich: "We've got Ambramovich, you've got a drunken b*tch!" Norwich fans reply: "We've got a super cook, you've got a russian crook!" Quote:
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15-08-2007, 01:15 PM
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 Apart from Nugent has played for England but yeah he is,he nicked Defoe's goal. 
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15-08-2007, 01:17 PM
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What a waste of money What a waste of money After being substituted against us.
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15-08-2007, 01:21 PM
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O Flower of Scotland When will we see, Your like again That fought and died for, Your wee bit Hill and Glen And stood against him [Against Who?] Proud Edward's Army [W*nkers!] And sent him homeward..Tae think again. FREEDOM! Scotland Till I Die! |
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