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Old 18-09-2006, 09:05 PM   #1 (permalink)
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There was this program on, it gave me a good idea.

Anyways, you're sh*gging someones wife and then their husband walks in on you, what would you say?

Sorry if it's not appropriate

Anyway erm ''Ah, rape'' springs to mind.
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Old 18-09-2006, 09:07 PM   #2 (permalink)
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How does two's up sound mate?
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''Look into my eyes look into my eyes, don't look round the eyes ... ''
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Oh fantastic, another thread where Jamie CAFC, Superpig and Dazzy can show off their obvious comic genius.
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''A knock would be nice''

Yes Matt, that must be it. Don't post, or post constructively ... no contradiction please
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I am yet to laugh at any of your jokes, but i am now not a Jamie Cafc virgin, that was brilliant
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Oh fantastic, another thread where Jamie CAFC, Superpig and Dazzy can show off their obvious comic genius.

Ahh I do love sarcasm, any reason for mentioning me?
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