Prepare for a good laugh

[NocturnosBG]

Just been reading a book called Munchkin's master Guide. At some point they present different classes and one of them in the bartender. In the bartender's chapter, there is a table for tavern encounters/things that might happen. Here is the table, the number at the start of each line is the d20 roll result (aka you roll a d20 dice and see what the number means):

1. The bartender delivers your drinks and mutters quietly, "I don't think the serving girs is who she appears to be." Then he quickly moves off.

2. The serving girl delivers your drink and mutters quitly, "I don't think the stable boy is who he appears to be." The she quickly moves off.

3. The stable boy delivers your drinks...ummmm...to the horses "I don't think your riders are who they appear to be." he tells them.

4. Your horses deliver your drinks...oh, never mind.

5. Nobody delivers your drinks. When you go to investigate, you discover that the kitchen is deserted - and, in fact, doesn't appear to have been in use for many years.

6. The serving girl is in the process of delivering your drinks when she is accosted by the scruffy guys at the next table over, who start drinking your drinks.

7. Two blondes walk into the bar. You'd think the second one, at least, would have ducked.

8. Two ducks walk into the bar. The first one waddles over to your table and says, " I'd like to hire you for a job." The second one comes up behind him and shoots him in the back, looks at you, and says, "You're fired."

9. You walk into the bar. Sitting at YOUR table, wearing YOUR clothes, and drinking YOUR beer are, well, you.

10. You see yourself walk into the bar. You - meaning them - see you - meaning you - sitting at their - meaning your...let me try this again.

11. You see people, who look uncannily LIKE you walk into the bar. The look quite perturbed to see you sitting at THEIR table, wearing THEIR clothes, drinking THEIR beer and flirting with THEIR girlfriends.

12. A large yellow chicken and a small woolly mammoth walk into the tavern. A little guy made of white metal delivers their drinks, then rolls over and whistles at your girlfriends.

13. You're in the town square, minding your own business, when Baba Yaga's bar walks into YOU.

14. A skeleton walks into the bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

15. A time traveler walks into the bar. He says "Stop me if you've heard this before."

16. Outside the bar, you hear someone yell "Action!" A black-clad figure with glowing red eyes walks into the bar, but trips over his cape. That same voice yells "Cut!"

17. Frodo runs screeming out of the bar. Sam chases him, saying, "Mister Frodo, she said 'Onion Rings', not 'Any One Rings?'."

18. Gollum walks into the bar. He asks the waitress, "Do you have any Guinesssssssss?"

19. No one walks into the bar for a very long time. If the PCs check, they discover that there is now nothing outside the tavern. Not blackness...just nothing.

20. A mohel walks into the bar. The bartender stops him at the door, bellowing, "I want to talk to you about that tip you left me last night!"

[Aggro]

Hm...looking for a word here...hm...ahh: WHAT THE H***???
that must be one f***ed up game... :P

[Godpuppet]

http://www.orlyowl.com/alrightythen.jpg

[Nagual]

Oh. Dear. God.

[Wolfjunkie]

That was.. Confusing O.o

[NocturnosBG]

Originally Posted by Aggro

Hm...looking for a word here...hm...ahh: WHAT THE H***???
that must be one f***ed up game... :P

the whole book is like that lol....things like depending on the miniature you use you get bonuses.

[Nagoth]

Err... Somehow, Discworld comes to mind...

[NocturnosBG]

Originally Posted by Nagoth

Err... Somehow, Discworld comes to mind...

exactly...if you play a bartender for example, you get +10 circumstance bonus on cheating others with the prices, when you are in your tavern

there is an elf miniature called "Leather babe", that gives you +4 charisma bonus, if you use it

[<InDo_DoCeT>]

Really funny

[Anglathammaroth]

Originally Posted by NocturnosBG

18. Gollum walks into the bar. He asks the waitress, "Do you have any Guinesssssssss?"

HAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAH my favorite one!!